How To Approach A
Girl
In kissing a girl whose experience with osculation
is limited, it is a good thing to work up to the kissing of the
lips. Only an arrant fool seizes hold of such a girl, when they
are comfortably seated on the sofa, and suddenly shoves his
face into hers and smacks her lips. Naturally, the first thing
he should do is to arrange it so that the girl is seated
against the arm of the sofa while he is seated at her side.
 In
this way, she cannot edge away from him when he becomes
serious in his attentions. This done, on some pretext or
another, such as a gallant attempt to adjust the cushions
behind her, he manages to insinuate his arm, first around
the back of the sofa and then, gradually, around her
shoulders. If she flinches, don't worry. If she flinches
and makes an outcry, don't worry. If she flinches, makes
an outcry and tries to get up from the sofa, don't
worry.
Hold her gently but firmly, and allay her fears with
kind, reassuring words. Remember what Shakespeare said about "a
woman's no." However, if she flinches and makes an outcry, a
loud, stentorian outcry, mind you, and starts to scratch your
face, then start to worry or start to get yourself out of a bad
situation. Such girls are not to be trifled with ... or kissed.
It is such as they, in most cases, who still believe the story
of the stork which brings babies because of the consequences of
a kiss.
But if your arm is comfortably reposed across the girl's
shoulders and "all's right with the world" then your next step
is to flatter her in some way. All women like to be flattered.
They like to be told they are beautiful even when the mirror
throws the lie back into their ugly faces.
Flatter her!
Catullus once wrote:
Kiss me softly and speak to me low;
Trust me darling, the time is near,
When we may live with never a fear
Kiss me dear!
Kiss me softly, and speak to me law
Tell her she is beautiful!
Then, take a deep sniff of the perfume in her hair and
comment on it. Tell her that the odor is like "heady wine."
Tell her that her hair smells like a garden of roses. Tell her
anything, but be sure to tell her something complimentary. This
done, it is only a natural thing for you to do to, desire to
sink your nose deeper into her hair so that you can get the
full benefit of its bouquet.
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